THE
HEARTS 'N' FARTS
CLUB
Where we play the card game of Hearts... and the beers deliver the farts!
THURSDAY, APRIL 9TH, 2020
This was a big night as we were able to be joined by B for his first virtual Hearts game. We enjoyed some brews and some laughs. It was a thrilling night with some very tight competition and even a first-place tie.
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
Upcoming HnF gatherings
2019Â FALL EVENT
Date and Time:
Friday, November 8, 2019
6:30 PM until ???
BPY hosts this event at his residence. Event will begin at 6:30 PM and last until we call it quits in the early AM.
2019Â WINTER EVENT
Date and Time:
TBD
This winter event is yet to be determined. Â We still need a date and a venue. Â Due to possible weather conditions, it may need to be centrally located (BPY or Howitzer residence?)
2020 SPRING EVENT
Date and Time:
TBD
The spring 2020 event is just a little too far away still to have it planned out. Â We will know more soon, so stay tuned...
PLAYERS AND STANDINGS
Players sorted by number of wins then chronological time of win.
DDH has 2 wins
Moffs has 1 win
Lefty has 1 win
Yobs has 1 win
ANHEUSER
(AKA YABO, YOBS)
Constantly running... but to where?!?
Whether it is staring down a ten pin, or complaining about anything and everything, Anheuser shows just enough effort to be annoying.
B
Not JUST a letter!
A nice guy for sure. Â He is unpredictable and can win at anytime.
COOPS
Sure... Why not!
Will he play?... Absolutely. Will he run?... Probably. Will he win?...Maybe.  Will he care?... Nope. A joy to have at your table.
DDH
(AKA HOWITZER)
He can blow you away... with LASERS!
He can calculate his way to the winning circle almost every time.
THE "DON"
The hoarder of suits
Will hoard any suit - for good or for ill. Â And, when he's on his game, he is a real force to be reckoned with.
LEFTY
Leader of the spades
Cunning and crafty. Â A real Shark - if sharks could count & play cards.
MOFFS
The legend
AÂ veteran and the biggest reason we all play this game.
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ABOUT THE CLUB
It all starts with a dream: a dream to have the lowest score, a dream to have a successful run on a hold hand, a dream to be the fastest dealer, a dream to clear the room with the most odiferous fart, a dream to be #1. At Hearts 'n' Farts, we’ve been making dreams come true since we were in our mid-twenties. Our club has been designed to provide an outstanding environment for athletes of all levels and abilities. Whether you’re a novice or a professional, reach your potential with Hearts 'n' Farts.
