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THE
HEARTS 'N' FARTS
CLUB
Where we play the card game of Hearts... and the beers deliver the farts!
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SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
Upcoming HnF gatherings
2019Â FALL EVENT
Date and Time:
Friday, November 8, 2019
6:30 PM until ???
BPY hosts this event at his residence. Event will begin at 6:30 PM and last until we call it quits in the early AM.
2019Â WINTER EVENT
Date and Time:
TBD
This winter event is yet to be determined. Â We still need a date and a venue. Â Due to possible weather conditions, it may need to be centrally located (BPY or Howitzer residence?)
2020 SPRING EVENT
Date and Time:
TBD
The spring 2020 event is just a little too far away still to have it planned out. Â We will know more soon, so stay tuned...
PLAYERS AND STANDINGS
Players sorted by number of wins then chronological time of win.
DDH has 2 wins
Moffs has 1 win
Lefty has 1 win
Yobs has 1 win
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ANHEUSER
(AKA YABO, YOBS)
Constantly running... but to where?!?
Whether it is staring down a ten pin, or complaining about anything and everything, Anheuser shows just enough effort to be annoying.
![The letter B](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b80a88_6ea1a1b33a1c4b6ab8316eb57a79c54f~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_55,h_55,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,blur_2,enc_auto/The%20letter%20B.jpg)
B
Not JUST a letter!
A nice guy for sure. Â He is unpredictable and can win at anytime.
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COOPS
Sure... Why not!
Will he play?... Absolutely. Will he run?... Probably. Will he win?...Maybe.  Will he care?... Nope. A joy to have at your table.
![how.jpg](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b80a88_156df3c852724c2799a407d463868e4c~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_55,h_45,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,blur_2,enc_auto/how.jpg)
DDH
(AKA HOWITZER)
He can blow you away... with LASERS!
He can calculate his way to the winning circle almost every time.
![The Don](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b80a88_1a60297f680b49c3a96b7d6f1a85ae69~mv2.jpg/v1/crop/x_0,y_35,w_262,h_262/fill/w_55,h_55,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,blur_2,enc_auto/The%20Don.jpg)
THE "DON"
The hoarder of suits
Will hoard any suit - for good or for ill. Â And, when he's on his game, he is a real force to be reckoned with.
![lefty](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b80a88_c4561821dd4446cba4b3f2717dfe1f29~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_55,h_55,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,blur_2,enc_auto/lefty.jpg)
LEFTY
Leader of the spades
Cunning and crafty. Â A real Shark - if sharks could count & play cards.
![Moffs](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b80a88_ff9c32e70f6a45189fbee82a00bf268a~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_55,h_46,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,blur_2,enc_auto/Moffs.jpg)
MOFFS
The legend
AÂ veteran and the biggest reason we all play this game.
IMAGE GALLERY
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ABOUT THE CLUB
It all starts with a dream: a dream to have the lowest score, a dream to have a successful run on a hold hand, a dream to be the fastest dealer, a dream to clear the room with the most odiferous fart, a dream to be #1. At Hearts 'n' Farts, we’ve been making dreams come true since we were in our mid-twenties. Our club has been designed to provide an outstanding environment for athletes of all levels and abilities. Whether you’re a novice or a professional, reach your potential with Hearts 'n' Farts.
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